My diaries: Learning to fly in France by Martin Payne:
The Prologue
:Last summer I was getting really bored with my life, getting a bit fed up with bikes (because I found one that suited me perfectly, fat and furious.......Oi !!!!! CHEEKY, I meant the bike (Goldwing). Cars were losing too much money. Decided to build a model Helicopter, did that and then decided I didn’t want to see it all smashed up so I didn’t fly that any more.......Now what shall I do, I thought? Then the “fickle finger fate gave me a prod. My Friend Neil who had built my house with me, said he had a friend that was going to do the same thing and wondered if he could bring him around to see my house. “Yes, of course you can”, Says I. This person was Mike Tooze. He loved the house and wanted to see the garage, “Wonderful garage, is that your helicopter? Can you fly it?” He tells me that he built his own plane many years ago and is still flying it. My brain immediately engaged first gear and smoked my tyres!!!!! Screeeeech!!! I explained that I’ve always been fascinated by heli’s and ‘planes. “Why don’t you learn” said Mike, “Who me?” , Brain in second gear......There’s a thought. He finished off by explaining about the Mid Kent Strut, “We are meeting up tomorrow evening in Maidstone Golf Club, Why not come along”.
I did go along, talked to a few people, and met Gary Smith, Strut Chairman, “Why not come up to Farthing Corner and have a look around and meet some like minded people (now I know, its Skint minded people, as all their money goes in the hanger in one form or another).
I’ve since met some really, really nice, kind guy’s (and Gall’s), really polite, when I keep asking all these questions.
So, off I go to learn to fly......Where do I go to learn, who’s good, who isn’t? What’s it going to cost? All the special deals look about the same. So, I decide to learn at Biggin. Put down a lot of money after some two weeks, I get told that’s all gone....... I seem to think that was going to last for about 15 hours, I’ve only done about 8!!!!!!
“Oh no, Sir. You get 1 hour dual for £148, but on top of that, you’ve got £15 fuel surcharge, £25 landing, Blah, Blah, And Blah. Then my instructor went “Tech.” Medical not compatible with the tablets he was on, Etc.
Then I looked at going to the states to finish my training, very mixed reports about poor aircraft.....getting License, but still not being able to fly properly...... Then I found an advert for “Nearly Heaven” in Limoges. I phoned up and spoke to Sue Virr. She said, no problem come down and get some hours in, although the weather was a bit cold. I needed a bit of break from work as I hadn’t had a holiday last year. What a lovely atmosphere in the club, really relaxed way of life down there. Still quite strict as you are in an International Airport with “Class D” airspace, make no mistake. So, I ended up with 12 hours, including my Solo (done the obligatory “Oh my God!!” when you realise you’re up there on your own, it’s up to you to bring it down...) First solo greaser!!!!! Well Good!!!
Came home finished all my exams at Biggin. When the weather improved looked for another club in Kent with an all inclusive Rate. I decided on Manston with T G Aviation. I think that every lesson I had was with a different instructor (not my choice or decision), but never really gelled with any. Got a little bit disillusioned then. Sue emailed me to find out how I was getting on, when I told her, she said “do not do any more flying, save up, and come back in the early Autumn”. So here I am, back in Limoges. Here follows a diary of my stay in sunny South West France.
A Bientot.
Saturday 10 October:
Caught 07:45 Ferry, decided to take cross country route to Limoges, completed first stretch from Boulogne to Abbeville on Autoroute as there’s not much alternative at a cost of €8.00 this turned out to be the one and only toll I paid.
I picked a direct route which took me to the East of Rouen, started off really well on the RN roads, but then while descending into the Seine Valley, the GPS said to turn right, I slowed down to look, then I see this tiny almost vertical, well, alley really, wasn’t big enough to get a car down...... It was at this point I realised that there was a hidden vehicle setting in my Garmin Sat Nav......................Not car/bike, not coach, not truck, but “Mountain Goat” mode. You’re having a laugh, I thought to myself as I giggled.
On the whole I had picked a cracking route, and all on deserted roads, it saved about 95 miles and ended up taking just 40 minutes more than the autoroutes, and saved myself about £30 in tolls and still averaged about 60mph, thought I’d caught up with Sebastian Loeb in his WRC Citroen on one muddy stretch of lanes, what a scream (good job I cleaned the side windows on the Scooby, at least I could see where I was going).
Sunday 11 October:
After a really good sleep last night, woke up to thick fog!!!! Bugger!! Hope this isn’t a sign of things to come. It took until about 11am for the fog to lift. Lucia (sue’s right hand girl) came knocking at my door to the Gite, “Sue said she will be ready in about 10 Minutes” she said. Brilliant, off we go en route to Bellegarde Airport, “Oh God....I’d forgot about your driving” She said...Oops, better not upset my instructor, backed off to about 50mph. Get the ‘planes out the hanger, feels just like Farty Corner, I thought, at least I get to fly this time though. Spent an hour doing a bit general handling steep turns PFL’s, EFATO’s, Glide approaches, Flapless landings, with about 5 circuits, and greased every one of them. “Are you telling fibs about not flying since May?” Sue says. “No, Honest!! I replied” “Well you certainly haven’t forgotten anything, back to Solos tomorrow”. Yippee!
Monday 12 October:
Up bright and breezy and out at 9am as there was a little bit of mist, but that burnt off really quick, off to Bellegarde, planes out etc. Filled them all up.....Bloody hell glad I didn’t have to pay for all that 3 planes 320 litres @ $1.85 per litre.
Half an hour back into the swing, “Right stop on this landing, I’m getting out, I need a coffee.......No, not you!!! You’re doing circuit bashing”. “Oh Cock!!!!” I thought, wasn’t expecting that, so quickly. OK, let’s get on with it. The wind changed and was really gusty, 17knots gusting 25, about 30° to the runway. I had one landing where the training just kicked in, coming all set up, nice..... flared, just touched down, wham....have a big gust, up we go.......firewalled the throttle, and around we go!!, quick call to tower to let them know, tower replied “Good Call” that gust just registered about 30 knots. Another particular event worth noting occurred just as I was about to touch down for a “touch and go”, the tower called “FOX, DELTA, DELTA.... FULL STOP LANDING, DO NOT TAKE OFF, REPEAT DO NOT TAKE OFF”, I thought oh shit what’s happened, has something fallen off the plane, requested permission to return to the apron, they refused and said to stay on the runway. Just then two Mirage Jets whistled over the top, about 200ft AGL at 400Kts, Christ Almighty, it frightened the living daylights out of me, the noise!!!!!
The tower came on the radio and apologised, and said sarcastically, “Many thanks for your brief visit, Fast jets!!” That was a bit close.
I carried on and recorded 2 hours 10 mins. After lunch I was told I would need to plan to do my first solo cross country, off down the river Vienne to L’ Isle Jourdain about 100 miles round trip. I was finally ready to go after all the planning was finished. Off we go, Lovely afternoon, wind has stopped gusting quite so much it was now much calmer.
I was surprised there were so many little thermals, had to be careful not to go too high, I had chosen to fly the route at 2500ft as the max ceiling in this area is 3300ft (Limoges being at 1300ft). FANTASTIC!!!!!!! What a great experience, this is why I’m doing this....... My confidence was growing as I was able to fly the plane look out and spot landmarks, do the RT, and then enjoy.......then, panic!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not doing anything....I must have forgotten something, checked everything, even decided to check “Checklist”.... no, got everything covered. Wow, enjoy!!
Doing mock QXC tomorrow, off to bed now, tune in for the next instalment.
Tuesday 13 October:
A nice crisp morning met us with a 2°C and ice on car windscreen. Sat down in Aero club and did all the planning for the Cross Country as per QXC. Sue checked all my calcs. Finally, she said “Great, are we travelling at ground level?” I’d done all my working outs at 5kts ground wind velocity not for 3000ft, Bugger!!! Do it all again. It took about two hours in total, touch and go at Angouleme (will be full stop tomorrow, difficult for signature with T&G), and on to Poitiers. Had a great seafood buffet and dessert for lunch at airport restaurant (thoroughly recommended). Then back to Limoges, all timings and headings were spot on, pass-overs to different FIR regions, Towers and FIS, I am really pleased with myself.
Right, tomorrow’s for real, Gulp!!!!!
Wednesday 14 October:
Well that’s that Milestone completed; now I have completed my Qualifying Cross-country. The nerves set in this morning; everything seemed to be going through my mind, what if this happens, what if that happens. “Just go and do it” said Sue “I wouldn’t let you go, if I thought you weren’t up to it”.
Oh I feel sick, tum's doing summersault ( they must have been big ones!!!), go to the loo......well I thought I wanted to go...Never mind. Lets get going. Once I was airborne it all seem to come quite naturally, I was a little bit off track after about 10 minutes, but only about a mile too far south, so I gently eased over to the right a bit, within a minute I was bang on track again. Angouleme appeared and set myself up for the landing, nice, go and park up. Paid landing fee and gained a signature, right next off to Poitiers. Landed at Poitiers, I was told to park on the Apron next to the other GA aircraft, Got out went pay my landing fee (by now, it was about 12:20), Couldn’t find anyone...... Oh, of course its lunchtime, France grinds to a halt for 2 hours, it’s a real wonder that restaurants don’t close for lunch over here!!!!!! Eventually found a person to stamp my paper and pay my €7 to. Then he remarks “next time, please come before Lunch”, ah bless, I thought, I must have caught him just before he ate his smelly cheese, Hahaha. Forgot to put landing light on before coming back into Limoges, I think that was the only mistake I made.
Next 2 ¼ hours more solo flight, half and half Circuits/XC and then mock test and the Real thing. Bloody Nora!!!!!!! As the Japanese might say....oh no, that was “Tora, Tora, Tora”. Well, nearly right.
Thursday 15 October:
Brrrr, cold this morning down to 1°C, up to the airport and sit and plan a cross country to the region the examiner likes to use. All planning done so off we go, up to a small airfield that is used for parachuting in the summer (Le Blanc) turn to the East and across to an old disused military airfield (St. Benoit) and back to Limoges, everything going fine until I got back to the CTR request joining instructions (bearing in mind I could see the runway and I was running parallel to, ready to join downwind for a left base), the controller says you are going to cross the axis of the runway......Continue to Echo Alpha (reporting point on other side of runway). Now he was telling me to cross axis and turn right base. Then he made another call, which explained all. “Fox, Delta, Delta,
report Base, number 2 to a Boeing 737........Ah...He was obviously coming in behind me at a great rate of knots. Acknowledged and got on with it, well it’s all experience of getting the unexpected.
Friday 16 October:
Brrrrrrrrr even more, -4°C this morning. Another XC in the north like yesterday, right where the examiner lives, to me, this is like playing with fire. By all accounts the examiner likes to see your preparing for the test......”C’’ est Bizarre”, alors! Everything went according to plan today, only point to mention I was told I hit windshear when I explained what did happen on the route, I did the whole route at 3000 feet. At one point the plane fell about 300-400 feet in about 3-4 seconds and left me hanging in the harness, well it only cost a clean pair of underwear!!!!!!!
Going to have the weekend off exploring and recommence à Lundi.
Salut!!
Monday 19 October:
This morning it looks like the weather is starting to turn for the worst. It’s getting very blustery. Today it was time to a mock test with Sue, so, sort out route, weather, and fill up Delta, Delta. Off we go to look at a “Danger area” the examiner tries to get you fly over, nav seems to be spot on, I can relate what I see to the chart. Decided to do 2 touch and go’s at a grass strip at Couhe, they were good, bit bumpy, reminded me of Farty Corner again. Then I get thrown a diversion, hadn’t planned for this, without being able to draw and measure angles while flying, roughly work it out and then go by landmarks, bang on again, happy with that. Next, on with the foggles while performing standard rate turns on instruments....all OK. Touch and go at Angoulême, fine with that. Off to St. Junien for short field approaches, coming down, into flare and then loads of sink, Sue took the stick and hit the throttle, off we went, just missed scraping the tail and landing with a BIG bump. “WHAT DID I DO WRONG!!!!!!!? It seems when I detected the sink, I pulled back instead of going for the throttle, and nearly stalled. Got reassured by Sue, I didn’t cause it, but I did get caught out by it...........
Tuesday 20th October:
It was very blustery today, gusting 27knots on Runway 21 directly from the South (30 degrees from the left). We flew from Limoges to Poitiers for lunch, good flight there bit bumpy coming into Poitiers had a very good meal “Choucroute” (Saukraut, and pieces of cooked pork). Back to Limoges with some PFL’s and engine failures and then landing at Limoges. The ATC at LFBL actually said “Attention, severe wind shear!” we had to cross the threshold with about 80knots on the ASI, and we were crabbing at about 45° and it just wouldn’t settle, we floated for a long way with gusts trying to pick up the port wing with all the controls crossed up. It finally descended with a “keep that left wing down” ringing in my ears. Straightened up and back to the apron..........That one had me sweating!!!!
Wednesday 21 October
No flying today, pouring with rain and has been all night, may be my test tomorrow if this low finally passes.
Thursday 22 October:
The day didn’t start off too promising as there was a lot of mist around. But by AM, this had all but burnt off. I went and did an hour with Sue doing incipient spins and stalls both with and without flaps, along with slow, steep turning stalls. This was all followed by a few short field landings at St. Junien. This would have been an ideal day to do my test, but, alas, the examiner is at Brive doing an exam with someone else.
There is a bit of a tradition down here, to fly to Angoulême for lunch on Thursdays, as the little restaurant in the airport building is run by a lovely British lady, Ronni.
Her Chef does the most amazing “Fish and chips” lunch. The menu was a starter of two small sardine fillets with lemon vinaigrette followed by a really nice piece of fish in a beer tempura batter and chips and a dessert, Chocolate Fondante roulade. This price of this feast was only €7.00.
The day ended with a beautiful flight back to Limoges.
This evening we had a gourmet meal in the big Gîte, I was asked if I would like to prepare dinner with Bernard tonight, I said I would love to. Bernard is the husband of Gwen, who seems to be quite infamous on the “Nearly Heaven” Website blog. So there were 7 of us in total, Sue and her Mum, Lucia (pronounced “Luthia” as she is a beautiful Spanish Senorĩta who seems to run the farm, while Sue is flying), Gwen and Bernard, (little) Martyn and myself. I prepared the aperitif, starters and dessert. Meanwhile Bernard prepared and cooked the Main course. I produced a tomato and Mozzarella salad, preceded by Saucisse Sec, etc. Copious amounts of wine flowed freely. I did not allow myself very much as I would have a big day tomorrow.
Friday 23 October:
Up early, all ready and the thickest “pea soup”, you ever did see!!!!!!
T’ riffic, drove up to the Aeroclub de Limoges, met Georges (my examiner), he said in very good English “I don’t think it’s going to happen today”................he only lived about 5 minutes away and said if it does clear, give him a ring. He said “it will be great on Monday”, no good to me, as I’m off home tomorrow........Nuts!!!
At least there was some good news, I heard from Graham Smith to say that my Aeroplane was arriving tomorrow at Maypole, just got to get it home?????!!!
It looks like I will have to come back for a weekend when the weather is better, hopefully in November, most probably via Ryanair.....
As a footnote, without prejudice, the 2 Gîtes make an ideal base for this part of France or just a passing Fly-in to Limoges or St. Junien. Why not come and give it a go!!!!
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